- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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