- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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