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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Ben Affleck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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