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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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