- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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