- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Jordan is pregant

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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