- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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