- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

No!

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

roy g biv

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

A blind man watches TV

My mom

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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