- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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