- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Screw it you write the joke.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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