What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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