- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

men, men like men= men+bed

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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