What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Lololol

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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