- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

get in the car.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

a black man did not eat chicken.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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