- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What if I told you.....potatoe

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Justin Bieber

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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