- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Actually it was me Josh brown

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

knock knock!? . . No.

how do you win a game try your best

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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