Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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fava beans

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Anti Joke

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