- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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