A penis walks into a bar..

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

The WPGA tour

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Your mother just died.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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