Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Women's rights.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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