- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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