- Anti Joke

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's black and can't swim?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

David Cameron

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What's the new green? Green