Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why? Why Not?

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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The WPGA tour

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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