What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, yup.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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