Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Roses are red, yup.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

wanna here a joke? you.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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