oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Turkeys are obese

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Women can vote? WTF

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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