Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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