Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Hi

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

flavin's head

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

my wife out of the kitchen

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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