- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??