Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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