- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What is black and has no education A tire.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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