Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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