why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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