What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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