No soup for you!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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