Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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NEVER

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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I was once a hamster.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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