What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Kevin and Ramin

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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