- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Womens rights

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

im telling maguire

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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