How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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