why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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