What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

So a jew walks into a bar!

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

whats 7+4? 74

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