- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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