- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A paralysed man falls over.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Women's Rights.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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