- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Suck pussy

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A storm be brewin!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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