How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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