Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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women's rights

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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