What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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