- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

drew edminstin is a rat

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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