what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

sweating like antoni with a girl

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Sir, your wife is dead

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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