- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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