- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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