Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Your sex life.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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