- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

guess what what that wasnt it

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

women's rights.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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