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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Gus's mom

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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