drew edminstin is a rat

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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