Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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