What is my name? I dont know

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Women can vote? wtf

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Women's Rights

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deez nuts

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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