Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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