- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Honk if you're Amish!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

DEATH.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

anus

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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