- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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