What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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can you pass the soap?

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Anti Joke

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