what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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