A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Jokes Ki Duniya

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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