Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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The FCC

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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