- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

You know what's natural? Bears.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

cory

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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