roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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