- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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