What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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