Why? Why Not?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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