- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's a joke? Funny

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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