why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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