PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Anti Joke

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