- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

An Asian person drove home safely.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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