- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

pull my finger (farts)

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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