If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What is the name of the car? What

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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