- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

NEVER

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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