Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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My love life

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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