So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I am a mime

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

whats a joke

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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