- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man walks out of a police station

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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