A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Neil is a reterd.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A dog is always in the pushup position.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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