- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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