- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

scraggle is in you pillow case

Homosexualism is so gay man

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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