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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Homosexualism is so gay man

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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