- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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