- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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