- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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