- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Asian women drivers...

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

The Princess is in another castle

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.