- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

it's funny because it's funny

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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