- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Queens Park rangers

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

The Princess is in another castle

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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