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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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