- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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