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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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