- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."