A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Turkey Balls

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